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Psst! You! Yeah you! I need your help! Big things are afoot! Big things! Come to a more secure place to talk, down by the cafe.

Good, you made it! Dire things are afoot! I've received word from an anonymous source that a group of environmentalists are doing something, of some sort. I think. I wasn't really listening. Sounded urgent. Go investigate for me, I'll contact you again after my lunch.

Amazing! Just as my calculations predicted! I'm glad you came, we're in big trouble. If you look at these charts, you can see that within the next (FACT) years, litter will have quintuplied to the point where it'll be up to our knees, and (FACT) years later to our shoulders! Can you scan some rubbish heavy areas for me, I'll mark them on your compass!

Where do you think you're going? Watch your compass, remember! And try stay out of the back alleys?

Excelent work! These figures will prove most usefull. I have a business companion who could also use your assistance; If you can get in touch with her in the business district that would be most helpfull!

Hello there, what can I do for you? Oh, scientist name sent you? (scornfully) Well, I suppose you'll have to do. Have a walk down the street, I want you to gather figures on expenditure from businesses around this area, find out what they are investing in. Remember to wipe your feet.

Businesswoman finishes talking, go find the cop

I'm supprised, you didn't stuff up. Well, why not keep being usefull and have a word with the police constable down the road, he seems to be your kind of man, and could use your help.

Hey, Civilian, you're the one who's been helping my friends out? Tell me, could you sort through this paperwork for me? Should be simple enough.

Nice work, saved me some time better spent elsewhere. Mind going down to the park and having a word to a friend of mine? The damn hippy has been going psycho recently, complete nutjob.

On the way over, you get a mysterious call>

All is not what it seems friend, be extra cautious ahead.

Hey man! You won't believe what's goin on! Dude, this is totally un-rad. I was just here trippin out, and totally felt the temperature rise like 5 degrees! You know the environment is screwed if that happens man, the plant life will be replaced with more craaazy stuff, the disseases will infect all the cute ass critters and birds will be like unable to lay eggs on time or summin.

Scientist and Detective talk, stop the scientist

Hey! Stop what you're doing, I have bad bad news! NAME the scientist just broadcast this message across the city! You have to stop him!

“Tremble in fear, citizens! My trashportation device will soon activate, transporting massive amounts of litter from dumps over the world to the center of Wellington City, and you shall drown in your own filth! Bahahaha”

Mysterous contact: Get over there! Use the program he gave you to disrupt his signals!

Scientist defeated, stop the hippie

Nice work! Wait, my signal is being cut >>>

Duuude, I totally saw what you just did! Sweet moves! Dunno if it will be fast enough to stop my GIANT GLOBAL WARMING REALLY WARM ROCK THING! Yeeaaaaaaaaahhhh

Damnit! Get over there and see what the hippie is up to!

Duuuuuuude, I'm totally busted. Thanks for nothing, man.

You better head over and check the business lady isn't up to any sabotage either! >Cop name and I will finish up here.

What, you idiot! I was the person who tipped the detective off, and who contacted you before! The cop is the leader of them all, they're probably all walking free now! Get over to the station and stop whatever he was planning!

Get over here now! The cop was thei... *thud*

Looks like the jig is up, cupcake. Time to say goodbye to your precious city, as we cover it in polution. So long, douchebag.

Get over there, imbecile, and stop him!

Ha, the detonation sequence is wireless, but at least you'll be able to see the thing go off first hand now!

Use your ipaq jamming signal, and try find the damned sequence on that bomb.

Ha, you've just wasted your last minutes running round like a headless chicken. I can still detonate the entire thing at once with this button he... *oof*

Ah, just in time it seems. Good work.

Nice work, kid. You did me proud. You'll be a top notch detective like me in no time!